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Count of Monte Cristo fantasies

What happens when you watch too much TV? You get melodramatic predictions of real life.

The people who killed Robredo gave the man a poetic death. The Interior Minister accumulated many corrupt enemies in the government he served. Since the man was too big to be killed in the usual manner (poorly-paid motorcycle riding masked men), they could only kill him as Ramon Magsaysay was killed (yeah, we all know it). Whether it was from international assassins or local saboteurs (see: Glorietta bomb blast) the plane crash provided a convenient excuse for ridding a man too dangerous to the status quo.  Unremarkable, really, from our people that value life at P20,000.

What would be remarkable however is if Robredo is still alive. Like in many movies, it would be pretty awesome if some fisherman dragged his body from the seas. Robredo’s wounds would then be tended and nursed back to health. Slowly, as Jesse Robredo recovers his memory he plots to uncover the culprits behind his attempted killing. He will then keep his condition secret even from his family to keep them safe. Thinking him dead, the evildoers will be lax and reveal themselves as the vacuum of his absence fills up. Then like Edmond Dantes, he’ll kill/imprison all responsible for his fate.

IRL Alexandre Dumas

Then again, with the long list of people who wish him gone, that may be a tough thing to do:

– Pakana ni Lacson ang pangyayari. Gusto niyang makuha ang posisyon ng DILG secretary sa madaling panahon sapagkat ang Amerika is about to request for his arrest and extradition

in connection with the Aragoncillo expose.- Pakana ni USEC. Rico Puno ang pangyayari. Gusto niyang makuha ang posisyon ng DILG Secretary upang ma consolidate ang bilyong-bilyong kickback sa jueteng, at ma-kontrol ang halalan ng 2013 para kay Noynoy.- Pakana ng isang secret group sa military, bilang unang warning kay Noynoy at bahagi ng isang destabilization para paghahanda sa isang power grab.

– Sumabog ang eroplano, kaya hangga ngayon ay hindi makita ang labi nito kahit na napakalapit sa shoreline ng sakuna; nagkahiwa-hiwalay na ang debris.

– Hindi inaasahan ni Noynoy ang mga pangyayari, na pakana ng mga taong nakapaligid sa kanya. Ito ang dahilan kung bakit nag-over reaction sya at natulog pa sa Masbate – gusto niyang ipakita na wala siyang kinalaman sa mga pangyayari.

– Nahanap na ang labi ni Robredo at ng eroplano, pero hindi pa maipahayag sa publiko ang balitang ito dahil merong isang napakamahalagang bagay na dala niya na hindi pa mahanap hangga ngayon. Ito ang dahilan kaya sinusuyod pa ang dagat. Ang hinahanap na bagay na ito ay makakaapekto nang malaki sa pamumuno ni Noynoy.

– Babaligtad na si Robredo, at kailangan siyang patahimikin dahil marami siyang alam na kabulukan sa gobyerno ni Noynoy at sa halalan ng 2010.

From: Jerry Ocampo of Tanggulang Demokrasya
UPDATE: Jessie Robredo really is dead.
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